redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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