Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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