you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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