Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
