i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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