i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Its about making memories worth repressing
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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