Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
