Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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