Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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