If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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