I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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