Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I could fuck to npr.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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