I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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