So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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