i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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