Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
