THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she told me i tasted like america
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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