You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i've created a new STD.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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