hell yes lets make some ravioli
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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