VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
