I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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