What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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