i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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