Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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