Walk of Shame. In a state park.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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