absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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