Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So squirting runs in the family.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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