Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
