The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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