I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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