How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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