After last night, I could never be a politician.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
sex in a hospital.. check
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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