fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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