Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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