It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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