The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
you never un-have a 4some
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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