I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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