and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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