I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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