Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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