Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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