I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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