Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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