Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus