Im at strip club and am horny
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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