im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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