yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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