if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i think i have herpe
just one?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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