He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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