Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He shit in the fireplace
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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