he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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