its not stalking. its research.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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