can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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