I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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