Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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