Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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