Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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